Dear Spencer

Originally posted on:  Xbox4NappyRash

Dear Spencer,

I know you are only one among millions down there, but you're the one I feel I have a connection with, the one I can talk to. I see you as a leader among men. Well, semen at least.

We've been through a lot together, you, your buddies and me.  Remember the first time we met? That was an eye opener, certainly was for my stuffed animals anyway.

Over the next few years we had lot of good times, we met up with each other at every opportune moment, and quite a few inopportune ones.

In fact, to date, I can only think of one single occasion where we met that wasn't entirely pleasurable.

But things are changing...I'm not gonna butter you up, I'm gonna tell it to you straight.  You need to get your act together down there and get your crew in order.

Lets look at the facts.